The Bizbeings!

The Bizbeings

Those of you who know me, know that I paint watercolors from life, usually in a realistic style. However, being a Gemini, I see this duality, like two sides of a coin, or in my case, opposite ends of the stick. Now and then, yesterday, for example, I like to get away from the realistic style that I usually work in, staring at images and photographs as I lay down each brushstroke. The other end of the proverbial stick, for me, is all the shit in my head, the stuff I think up, imagine or remember from a recent abduction.

I love Bisbee, but we all know it’s a little strange. Oh no, not you of course, but you know what I’m saying . . . So, yesterday my brain bubbled over and this came out, “The Bizbeings.” I’m not sure yet on how to detect Bisbonians. I’m sure that will also bubble over soon. With all the art crap I’ve got, it’s interesting that my favorite drawing tools are a number 2 pencil and a ballpoint pen. So, on a 9″ by 12″ sheet of Arches HP, I first drew everything in pencil, simplified. The ballpoint pen has the ability to draw a very faint line or a dark bold line and the whole range in between, something that the marker style pens cannot do. I drew over the pencil, refining, adding detail, having fun.

These are not, however, my only tools. They like me at the art supply store. I used a medium Faber-Castell marker to draw the six panels and outlined the lettering. At this point, I erased all the pencil marks with a kneaded eraser. The coloration is a variety of Winsor Newton watercolors, Tombow watercolor markers, bug juice, and alien blood.

So, until I get my next inspiration to paint something realistic, I offer you, “The Bizbeings.” This piece is for sale for $225. at my studio. Contact me if interested. I also take commissions. I do amazing portraits of people, kids, dogs, grandmas, or? Go to my website, www.vonprum.com to learn more about me and see lots of examples of my work. As always, thank you for visiting my page. Please leave a comment or a like or something.

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Last day for free sci​-fi ebook

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Today until midnight, my hilarious ebook, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” is free to download. It’s a uniquely funny space opera fantasy that will keep you laughing to the end. No Kindle needed. Some computers and phones may need to download a free Kindle app. Enjoy. Let me know what you think.

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It’s Free!

For those who missed my previous post, for the next three days, I’m giving away my crazy ebook “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” for free.

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If you like to laugh, you’ll enjoy this uniquely hilarious sci-fi fantasy. The insane story is illustrated and involves aliens, female androids, spaceship crashes, blue pills, sex, Hunter Thompson and Timothy Leary. Airhead’s brain is stolen by aliens and taken to Planet 3 in the seventh and a halfth dimension. An ex-wife spices things up and leads to an “R” rating.

To download click on this link:

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?rh=n%3A133140011%2Ck%3ALance+von+prum&keywords=Lance+von+prum&ie=UTF8 or go to Amazon and type Lance Von Prum in the search window. That will take you to my library page. You’ll see some of my other books. Scroll down until you see Airhead and the free download offer. You don’t need a Kindle to read this. Some of you may need to download the free Kindle Ap if it’s not on your phone or computer.

I sincerely hope you enjoy the book. There are two other books in the series and I will try to offer those for free in the near future. The books are also available in paperback and both the ebook and paperback are illustrated with crazy drawings that help you imagine Airhead’s crazy world and keep you laughing.

If you download and enjoy my book, would you please go back to my Amazon page and leave a review? That would be very helpful. Thank you and share with a friend. Share the laughter and maybe drop me an email with your comments.

There is a new Airhead story brewing in my head that may or may not involve Bizbeings or Bisbonians. Send me your suggestions.

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Free Stuff!

Hey Guys! All this Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, my insane sci-fi fantasy ebook, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” will be free to download.Airhead Amazon book cover

It’s available on Amazon/Kindle. Click this link: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?rh=n%3A133140011%2Ck%3ALance+von+prum&keywords=Lance+von+prum&ie=UTF8 or go to Amazon and type Lance Von Prum in the search window. That will take you to my library page. You’ll see some of my other books. Scroll down until you see Airhead and the free download offer. This should begin after midnight tonight.

The “Airhead In Space” trilogy was a three year effort that has resulted in what others have told me is some of the funniest, most unique humor they have ever read. That was my intent, to make you laugh, to make you squirt milk out your nose. You be the judge. It’s free! You don’t need a Kindle to read this. Some of you may have to download a Kindle app but many computers now will open ebooks.

“Airhead In Space, Planet 3” is the hilarious story of a twenty-third and a halfth century spaceship crash test dummy whose brain is stolen by aliens, and travels across the universe to recover it. The story involves aliens, spaceship crashes, an ex-wife, blue pills, Hunter Thompson, Timothy Leary, sex, drugs and lasar weopons! What more can you want?

If you love, love, love the crazy adventures of Airhead, please go back to Amazon and leave me a nice review. That would really be helpful. Thank you. You can see the other two books in the Airhead trilogy. All three are also available in paperback but they won’t let me give away the paperbacks. I’ll try to offer the other two “Airhead” books sometime soon. Let me know what to think.

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Life In Bisbee

First of all, everyone in Bisbee is an alien. Normal doesn’t exist here. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. The people (aliens) here are very friendly and welcoming. It makes me feel like I’m about to be abducted. So far so good, as far as I know.

This weekend was the 1000 stair climb, where a thousand people run up and down stairs for no apparent reason, and next weekend a bunch of crazed locals fly unpowered UFO’s downhill on Main Street in a display of “individualism” and embarrassment,  for no apparent reason. Today a woman talked to me for twenty minutes nonstop about the UFO’s that she has seen. She was intense and showed evidence of radiation burns. Do people do that in your town? No, I didn’t think so.

Outside my bedroom window to the east, I can see New Mexico. To the south, I can see into Mexico. I can see thirty miles to the north and the majestic mountains to the west are a geological wonder. That’s why the aliens love it here, and hey, Area 51 is just a few microseconds away.

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Free ebook!

As promised, I am offering, “Tales of Heater, Texas” for free. It’s a hilarious western ebook I wrote a couple years ago, and would like to share it with you. Click on this link to download: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&field-author=Lance%20Von%20Prum&search-alias=books&sort=relevancerank

Scroll down the page until you find it, then click on $0.00 to buy. You may or may not need to download a free Kindle app to read it. The story is about a young boy growing up in early Texas and his experiences in a small town founded by his father. It’s written in old cowboy lingo and old west gibberish, but you will laugh the wheels off yer wagon. There’s cowboys, Indians, gunslingers, a sexy barmaid and lots of colorful characters. I only ask that you return to Amazon and rate the book after you’ve read it. I sincerely hope you enjoy my efforts and would like to know what you think. Thank you everyone.

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Thanks, everyone!

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I’d like to thank everyone for your participation. Over a hundred free ebooks were downloaded over the past two days! I hope everyone enjoys them and gets a good laugh or two. One last request: If you do enjoy my writing, please leave a comment on Amazon. I would very much appreciate it and will make more ebooks available for free in the near future. It is my sincere desire to make my readers laugh and be entertained. Thank you once again.

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