Glad to be back in Texas again. This feels like home, where the Northwest only felt familiar. The people here are friendly and willing to do anything for you, like nowhere else I’ve ever been. They have very high morals and very proud of who they are, and I’m happy to be among such folk. Crime here is among the lowest in the country, the economy is booming and the sun shines most of the time.
Now don’t go rushing down here, ’cause we also got fire ants, scorpions and shotguns, but come for a visit and I’ll take you to the school behind the old school and the rock museum.