I heard they had good barbecue in London, so’s I went. Seemed strange that London would have good barbecue, but then I lernt that London was in Texas, jus a hunnert miles north of Fritztown. All that time I thunk it was summers else. That’s the dance hall above. They was a dance at 7, but I had to get back to the rat killin.
I was too late for the barbecue. They had already closed. I’m going to Paris next week, north of Dallas. I heard they got a good French dip.