Monthly Archives: October 2018

Last day for free sci​-fi ebook

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Today until midnight, my hilarious ebook, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” is free to download. It’s a uniquely funny space opera fantasy that will keep you laughing to the end. No Kindle needed. Some computers and phones may need to download a free Kindle app. Enjoy. Let me know what you think.

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It’s Free!

For those who missed my previous post, for the next three days, I’m giving away my crazy ebook “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” for free.

Airhead Amazon book cover

If you like to laugh, you’ll enjoy this uniquely hilarious sci-fi fantasy. The insane story is illustrated and involves aliens, female androids, spaceship crashes, blue pills, sex, Hunter Thompson and Timothy Leary. Airhead’s brain is stolen by aliens and taken to Planet 3 in the seventh and a halfth dimension. An ex-wife spices things up and leads to an “R” rating.

To download click on this link:

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?rh=n%3A133140011%2Ck%3ALance+von+prum&keywords=Lance+von+prum&ie=UTF8 or go to Amazon and type Lance Von Prum in the search window. That will take you to my library page. You’ll see some of my other books. Scroll down until you see Airhead and the free download offer. You don’t need a Kindle to read this. Some of you may need to download the free Kindle Ap if it’s not on your phone or computer.

I sincerely hope you enjoy the book. There are two other books in the series and I will try to offer those for free in the near future. The books are also available in paperback and both the ebook and paperback are illustrated with crazy drawings that help you imagine Airhead’s crazy world and keep you laughing.

If you download and enjoy my book, would you please go back to my Amazon page and leave a review? That would be very helpful. Thank you and share with a friend. Share the laughter and maybe drop me an email with your comments.

There is a new Airhead story brewing in my head that may or may not involve Bizbeings or Bisbonians. Send me your suggestions.

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Free Stuff!

Hey Guys! All this Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, my insane sci-fi fantasy ebook, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” will be free to download.Airhead Amazon book cover

It’s available on Amazon/Kindle. Click this link: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?rh=n%3A133140011%2Ck%3ALance+von+prum&keywords=Lance+von+prum&ie=UTF8 or go to Amazon and type Lance Von Prum in the search window. That will take you to my library page. You’ll see some of my other books. Scroll down until you see Airhead and the free download offer. This should begin after midnight tonight.

The “Airhead In Space” trilogy was a three year effort that has resulted in what others have told me is some of the funniest, most unique humor they have ever read. That was my intent, to make you laugh, to make you squirt milk out your nose. You be the judge. It’s free! You don’t need a Kindle to read this. Some of you may have to download a Kindle app but many computers now will open ebooks.

“Airhead In Space, Planet 3” is the hilarious story of a twenty-third and a halfth century spaceship crash test dummy whose brain is stolen by aliens, and travels across the universe to recover it. The story involves aliens, spaceship crashes, an ex-wife, blue pills, Hunter Thompson, Timothy Leary, sex, drugs and lasar weopons! What more can you want?

If you love, love, love the crazy adventures of Airhead, please go back to Amazon and leave me a nice review. That would really be helpful. Thank you. You can see the other two books in the Airhead trilogy. All three are also available in paperback but they won’t let me give away the paperbacks. I’ll try to offer the other two “Airhead” books sometime soon. Let me know what to think.

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Life In Bisbee

First of all, everyone in Bisbee is an alien. Normal doesn’t exist here. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. The people (aliens) here are very friendly and welcoming. It makes me feel like I’m about to be abducted. So far so good, as far as I know.

This weekend was the 1000 stair climb, where a thousand people run up and down stairs for no apparent reason, and next weekend a bunch of crazed locals fly unpowered UFO’s downhill on Main Street in a display of “individualism” and embarrassment,  for no apparent reason. Today a woman talked to me for twenty minutes nonstop about the UFO’s that she has seen. She was intense and showed evidence of radiation burns. Do people do that in your town? No, I didn’t think so.

Outside my bedroom window to the east, I can see New Mexico. To the south, I can see into Mexico. I can see thirty miles to the north and the majestic mountains to the west are a geological wonder. That’s why the aliens love it here, and hey, Area 51 is just a few microseconds away.

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