First of all, everyone in Bisbee is an alien. Normal doesn’t exist here. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. The people (aliens) here are very friendly and welcoming. It makes me feel like I’m about to be abducted. So far so good, as far as I know.
This weekend was the 1000 stair climb, where a thousand people run up and down stairs for no apparent reason, and next weekend a bunch of crazed locals fly unpowered UFO’s downhill on Main Street in a display of “individualism” and embarrassment, for no apparent reason. Today a woman talked to me for twenty minutes nonstop about the UFO’s that she has seen. She was intense and showed evidence of radiation burns. Do people do that in your town? No, I didn’t think so.
Outside my bedroom window to the east, I can see New Mexico. To the south, I can see into Mexico. I can see thirty miles to the north and the majestic mountains to the west are a geological wonder. That’s why the aliens love it here, and hey, Area 51 is just a few microseconds away.
