Another Free eBook

Click here, ref=sr_1_8 to download for free. It’s “Airhead In Space, Alice From Wonderland, Adventures In The Seventh and a Halfth Dimension.” Guaranteed to make you laugh from beginning to end. You can also get the paperback if you prefer a hard copy. The books are also illustrated with lots of my silly drawings. Enjoy!

My Free eBook

“Airhead In Space, The Martian Conspiracy” is free to download today. I want to share this with everyone because I know it will make you laugh. No, it’s not about a dumb blonde. It’s a crazy story about a twenty-third-century rocketship crash test dummy whose brain is stolen by Martians and taken to the seventh and a halfth dimension. It’s also illustrated with a bunch of my silly drawings that add a lot to the hilarious story. The full title is, “Airhead In Space, The Martian Conspiracy” and is available on Amazon/Kindle. Click here to go to my Amazon book page to download. You might alternatively type in, Lance Von Prum to see all of my books. You don’t need a Kindle to read it. You may need to download a free Kindle app. I’ve got nothing but positive comments about all three books in the series so I’m sure that you’ll laugh your way from beginning to the end. I only ask that if you do enjoy it, please go back to Amazon and rate the book. Thank you to all. I invite you to follow my blog for future updates. I regularly offer at least one of my eBooks for free each month. Thanks again.

The Martian Conspiracy,” Download for free!

Just a reminder: If you missed my post yesterday, I’m offering my ebook, “The Martian Conspiracy” free to download. This is the second book in my “Airhead In Space” trilogy. Last month I offered the first in the series, called, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3,” but each book can be read separately, so please, check it out and see what you think.

 

Ridiculous, preposterous, funny! A twenty-third-century rocketship crash test dummy chases his brain, stolen by Martians across the galaxy, encountering aliens, an ex-wife, and one bizarre, experience after another that will keep you laughing until the end. My uniquely humorous wring style will paint the most vivid mental images of the most improbable situations guaranteed to make you chuckle and laugh again and again. Lighthearted, entertaining and easy to read, filled with twists and surprises.

 

All three ebooks are available on Amazon/Kindle. Click here to download your free copy. 

Free eBook, “The Martian Conspiracy”

Thank you, everyone, for the great response to last month’s eBook giveaway, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3.” As promised, I’m giving away the next in the “Airhead” trilogy, “Airhead In Space, The Martian Conspiracy,” in which Airhead’s brain is swiped again, this time by Martians.  This is not a story about a dumb blonde! Airhead is a twenty-third-century rocketship crash test dummy who works for JPL and NASA. Although he’s made of Kevlar, titanium and carbon fiber, he acts much like anyone else in the twenty-third century. The hilarious illustrated story involves aliens, seven dimensions, a digital sweetie, Hunter Thompson, little blue pills, an ex-wife, and some “R” rated activities in the “Low-Grav All Night Motel. Several happy readers have mentioned that I have a very unique and entertaining writing style that keeps them laughing page after page.

Do you remember “The Tonight Show” with Johnny Carson? Whether you do or not, you will laugh again and again as Johnny interviews Airhead and Alice, his ex-wife. This sci-fi fantasy story is available for a free download this Saturday and Sunday on Amazon/Kindle. Click here to download. This book is part of a three-episode series but can be read alone. I have also illustrated each of these books with dozens of insane sci-fi fantasy drawings that will also tickle your funny bone.  You can read about the other two books when you go to Amazon, but to learn more about Airhead you can visit his website at airheadinspace.com. All three of these eBooks are also available in paperback.

The Bizbeings!

Those of you who know me, know that I paint watercolors from life, usually in a realistic style. However, being a Gemini, I see this duality, like two sides of a coin, or in my case, opposite ends of the stick. Now and then, yesterday, for example, I like to get away from the realistic style that I usually work in, staring at images and photographs as I lay down each brushstroke. The other end of the proverbial stick, for me, is all the shit in my head, the stuff I think up, imagine or remember from a recent abduction.

I love Bisbee, but we all know it’s a little strange. Oh no, not you of course, but you know what I’m saying . . . So, yesterday my brain bubbled over and this came out, “The Bizbeings.” I’m not sure yet on how to detect Bisbonians. I’m sure that will also bubble over soon. With all the art crap I’ve got, it’s interesting that my favorite drawing tools are a number 2 pencil and a ballpoint pen. So, on a 9″ by 12″ sheet of Arches HP, I first drew everything in pencil, simplified. The ballpoint pen has the ability to draw a very faint line or a dark bold line and the whole range in between, something that the marker style pens cannot do. I drew over the pencil, refining, adding detail, having fun.

These are not, however, my only tools. They like me at the art supply store. I used a medium Faber-Castell marker to draw the six panels and outlined the lettering. At this point, I erased all the pencil marks with a kneaded eraser. The coloration is a variety of Winsor Newton watercolors, Tombow watercolor markers, bug juice, and alien blood.

So, until I get my next inspiration to paint something realistic, I offer you, “The Bizbeings.” This piece is for sale for $225. at my studio. Contact me if interested. I also take commissions. I do amazing portraits of people, kids, dogs, grandmas, or? Go to my website, www.vonprum.com to learn more about me and see lots of examples of my work. As always, thank you for visiting my page. Please leave a comment or a like or something.

Last day for free sci​-fi ebook

Today until midnight, my hilarious ebook, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” is free to download. It’s a uniquely funny space opera fantasy that will keep you laughing to the end. No Kindle needed. Some computers and phones may need to download a free Kindle app. Enjoy. Let me know what you think.

Free Stuff!

Hey Guys! All this Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, my insane sci-fi fantasy ebook, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” will be free to download.

It’s available on Amazon/Kindle. Click this link: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?rh=n%3A133140011%2Ck%3ALance+von+prum&keywords=Lance+von+prum&ie=UTF8 or go to Amazon and type Lance Von Prum in the search window. That will take you to my library page. You’ll see some of my other books. Scroll down until you see Airhead and the free download offer. This should begin after midnight tonight.

The “Airhead In Space” trilogy was a three year effort that has resulted in what others have told me is some of the funniest, most unique humor they have ever read. That was my intent, to make you laugh, to make you squirt milk out your nose. You be the judge. It’s free! You don’t need a Kindle to read this. Some of you may have to download a Kindle app but many computers now will open ebooks.

“Airhead In Space, Planet 3” is the hilarious story of a twenty-third and a halfth century spaceship crash test dummy whose brain is stolen by aliens, and travels across the universe to recover it. The story involves aliens, spaceship crashes, an ex-wife, blue pills, Hunter Thompson, Timothy Leary, sex, drugs and lasar weopons! What more can you want?

If you love, love, love the crazy adventures of Airhead, please go back to Amazon and leave me a nice review. That would really be helpful. Thank you. You can see the other two books in the Airhead trilogy. All three are also available in paperback but they won’t let me give away the paperbacks. I’ll try to offer the other two “Airhead” books sometime soon. Let me know what to think.

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Life In Bisbee

First of all, everyone in Bisbee is an alien. Normal doesn’t exist here. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. The people (aliens) here are very friendly and welcoming. It makes me feel like I’m about to be abducted. So far so good, as far as I know.

This weekend was the 1000 stair climb, where a thousand people run up and down stairs for no apparent reason, and next weekend a bunch of crazed locals fly unpowered UFO’s downhill on Main Street in a display of “individualism” and embarrassment,  for no apparent reason. Today a woman talked to me for twenty minutes nonstop about the UFO’s that she has seen. She was intense and showed evidence of radiation burns. Do people do that in your town? No, I didn’t think so.

Outside my bedroom window to the east, I can see New Mexico. To the south, I can see into Mexico. I can see thirty miles to the north and the majestic mountains to the west are a geological wonder. That’s why the aliens love it here, and hey, Area 51 is just a few microseconds away.

Free ebook!

As promised, I am offering, “Tales of Heater, Texas” for free. It’s a hilarious western ebook I wrote a couple years ago, and would like to share it with you. Click on this link to download: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&field-author=Lance%20Von%20Prum&search-alias=books&sort=relevancerank

Scroll down the page until you find it, then click on $0.00 to buy. You may or may not need to download a free Kindle app to read it. The story is about a young boy growing up in early Texas and his experiences in a small town founded by his father. It’s written in old cowboy lingo and old west gibberish, but you will laugh the wheels off yer wagon. There’s cowboys, Indians, gunslingers, a sexy barmaid and lots of colorful characters. I only ask that you return to Amazon and rate the book after you’ve read it. I sincerely hope you enjoy my efforts and would like to know what you think. Thank you everyone.

Thanks, everyone!

I’d like to thank everyone for your participation. Over a hundred free ebooks were downloaded over the past two days! I hope everyone enjoys them and gets a good laugh or two. One last request: If you do enjoy my writing, please leave a comment on Amazon. I would very much appreciate it and will make more ebooks available for free in the near future. It is my sincere desire to make my readers laugh and be entertained. Thank you once again.