Free Stuff!

Hey Guys! All this Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, my insane sci-fi fantasy ebook, “Airhead In Space, Planet 3” will be free to download.Airhead Amazon book cover

It’s available on Amazon/Kindle. Click this link: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?rh=n%3A133140011%2Ck%3ALance+von+prum&keywords=Lance+von+prum&ie=UTF8 or go to Amazon and type Lance Von Prum in the search window. That will take you to my library page. You’ll see some of my other books. Scroll down until you see Airhead and the free download offer. This should begin after midnight tonight.

The “Airhead In Space” trilogy was a three year effort that has resulted in what others have told me is some of the funniest, most unique humor they have ever read. That was my intent, to make you laugh, to make you squirt milk out your nose. You be the judge. It’s free! You don’t need a Kindle to read this. Some of you may have to download a Kindle app but many computers now will open ebooks.

“Airhead In Space, Planet 3” is the hilarious story of a twenty-third and a halfth century spaceship crash test dummy whose brain is stolen by aliens, and travels across the universe to recover it. The story involves aliens, spaceship crashes, an ex-wife, blue pills, Hunter Thompson, Timothy Leary, sex, drugs and lasar weopons! What more can you want?

If you love, love, love the crazy adventures of Airhead, please go back to Amazon and leave me a nice review. That would really be helpful. Thank you. You can see the other two books in the Airhead trilogy. All three are also available in paperback but they won’t let me give away the paperbacks. I’ll try to offer the other two “Airhead” books sometime soon. Let me know what to think.

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Life In Bisbee

First of all, everyone in Bisbee is an alien. Normal doesn’t exist here. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. The people (aliens) here are very friendly and welcoming. It makes me feel like I’m about to be abducted. So far so good, as far as I know.

This weekend was the 1000 stair climb, where a thousand people run up and down stairs for no apparent reason, and next weekend a bunch of crazed locals fly unpowered UFO’s downhill on Main Street in a display of “individualism” and embarrassment,  for no apparent reason. Today a woman talked to me for twenty minutes nonstop about the UFO’s that she has seen. She was intense and showed evidence of radiation burns. Do people do that in your town? No, I didn’t think so.

Outside my bedroom window to the east, I can see New Mexico. To the south, I can see into Mexico. I can see thirty miles to the north and the majestic mountains to the west are a geological wonder. That’s why the aliens love it here, and hey, Area 51 is just a few microseconds away.

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Free ebook!

As promised, I am offering, “Tales of Heater, Texas” for free. It’s a hilarious western ebook I wrote a couple years ago, and would like to share it with you. Click on this link to download: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&field-author=Lance%20Von%20Prum&search-alias=books&sort=relevancerank

Scroll down the page until you find it, then click on $0.00 to buy. You may or may not need to download a free Kindle app to read it. The story is about a young boy growing up in early Texas and his experiences in a small town founded by his father. It’s written in old cowboy lingo and old west gibberish, but you will laugh the wheels off yer wagon. There’s cowboys, Indians, gunslingers, a sexy barmaid and lots of colorful characters. I only ask that you return to Amazon and rate the book after you’ve read it. I sincerely hope you enjoy my efforts and would like to know what you think. Thank you everyone.

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Thanks, everyone!

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I’d like to thank everyone for your participation. Over a hundred free ebooks were downloaded over the past two days! I hope everyone enjoys them and gets a good laugh or two. One last request: If you do enjoy my writing, please leave a comment on Amazon. I would very much appreciate it and will make more ebooks available for free in the near future. It is my sincere desire to make my readers laugh and be entertained. Thank you once again.

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One more reminder-The last day

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My “Airhead In Space” ebook is FREE today. Both episodes are free to download, Along with a couple Fester Vermin tales of the old west, including “The Tales of Heater, Texas. To download your free copies, click here

If you like to laugh, you won’t be disappointed. Airhead is a crash test dummy from the twenty-third and a halfth century who’s brain is stolen by Martians, and the crazy antics to recover it involve aliens, spaceships, sexy androids, a digital goddess and an ex-wife to spice things up. You never knew outer space could be so funny. Tales of Heater is about the struggles of a young town on the plains in early Texas. Written in cowboy lingo and frontier gibberish, it literally crashed my spell-checker as I wrote. The Short story, “Tough” is about how tough life really was in the old west. Both old west tales are hilarious reads. My autobiography, “I Died But I Got Better” is also available for free today, All my books are written to make the reader laugh, hoot, chuckle and grin, as well as something you’ll enjoy sharing with others over a cup of coffee, or better yet, a cold beer. I sincerely hope you enjoy. Thanks to all.

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Airhead In Space Website!

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Airhead finally has his own website. Please take a moment to check it out and let me know what you think. I hope you guys don’t think I’m beating you over the head with poor old Airhead. I’m just having a lot of fun with the guy. The site describes his colorful antics in his “Airhead In Space” ebooks and paperbacks, and today and tomorrow the ebooks are FREE! Click here to download your free copies, along with several other of my writings that ale also free today and tomorrow. I hope you enjoy them. If you do, please leave a comment or two. Finally, thank you.

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Just A Reminder

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Today and tomorrow my “Airhead In Space” science fiction fantasy ebooks are FREE on Amazon/Kindle. Click on this link to see these and my other ebooks: Amazon/Kindle

Also free are two western stories involving the infamous Fester Vermin. If you like to laugh, you’ll enjoy them all. Check it out, and please leave a nice comment if you like any or all of them.

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